Better Coats and Layers
A well-designed coat is not what we usually think is one.
The straight-down design type is formal, seen on lots of important people out in chilly places in front of the public, is heavy, and looks like a chimney, but it’s not very warm. They’re not as efficient, pound for pound, at keeping you warm. The stovepipe shape means you’ll have one mass of air around your body. A single mass of air has small breezes that carry warmer air away from your body and bring cooler air to your body. What you need is for the air inside your coat to be broken up, so the air hardly moves. Then the air insulates you.
Lighter weight in a coat is often better. Pounds of a bad design waste weight.
Down coats, however, are not needed. They’re very light, which is helpful in winter backpacking where you carry most of what you need all day on your back, like a camel, and ounces matter in surviving a long trek. Their problem is that good down is expensive to buy and clean. (In one city years ago, the chemistry needed for dry cleaning down was illegal in neighborhoods where people lived. The coat had to be shipped to a factory zone or out of town.) Down has to be in a waterproof shell because down clumps and becomes small when wet and becomes nearly useless until it’s dry again. Lightweight waterproofing, which is what you usually get with lightweight down, tends to last through only a few launderings. And if you tear open your coat and the down goes flying, forget it, it’s lost. I’ve walked too close to a fence and torn my pants. The weight-saving isn’t worth it. In urban and suburban life, you’d hardly notice another two pounds or so.
Fur coats are laughably bad at keeping you warm. Granted, I don’t think I ever wore one, and I don’t doubt that they feel like ovens. But that’s because they weigh under a ton. Fur works on animals. The fur is on the skin, not on a wrapper. Skin has blood moving, so it’s warm. Some animals have fat under their skins. And many animals secrete oil at the base of their fur, and I’m pretty sure your coat doesn’t do that. Among us humans, adding grease or viscous oil (viscous meaning it’s ‘liquid that can barely budge’) to most of the fur every now and then is probably not worth the trouble, plus which it’s icky. Apparently, Inuit (Eskimos), who call the frigid Arctic region home, are not keen on wearing much fur, even when they sit still for long times. Neandertals probably wore fur as the first clothing for staying warm, but we don’t stick to every tradition, because we’ve learned better since then. When I used to shop for warm coats good enough for northern mountains, shopping in serious stores open for campers who could die of freezing cold, the insulation was usually down or synthetic, not fur. If you love fur, put it inside. On the outside, breezes blow through it. On the inside, and not just on the edge or as trim, fur might help somewhat. Even better, the coat should be snug, so the interior fur is a little compressed. Then the air it traps stays still while you warm it. Even better is insulation designed for the purpose. It looks sort of like fiber or fur. It’s usually contained between inner and outer shells. Better constructions separate the shells with baffles (net-like barriers that compartmentalize so insulation doesn’t fall to the bottom), or at least use double shells with offset stitch-lines to compartmentalize. No one can see fur inside, but you’ll be warmer.
Waist-length is long enough for a coat. Below the waist is a waste. Longer is only decorative.
A coat should be snug. Not tight; not loose. To help it be snug, an inside drawstring or belt, not outside, is good. The outside belt is fashionable, but it compresses insulation, so it should be inside, not out. If it is outside, loosen it.
The hood should be part of the coat or attached to its collar, so your neck is insulated, too, along with your brain. Your neck has important nerves and plenty of blood that has to stay warm on its way up.
A hood’s drawstring is usually on the edge. That you can tighten, to comfort.
A vest is helpful only if closeable or it’s under a coat, sweater, or similar. An open vest may as well be absent, even if it’s insulated. And, if your vest is insulated, your coat should be large enough to be snug without squeezing the vest.
Layers let you open an outer layer and still be toasty. Just don’t let your outer layers squeeze anything. If they do, they become useless.